The Not So Subliminal Erotica
(A young boy approaches the check out desk with a DVD of classic cartoons featuring characters like Popeye, Felix the Cat, Woody Woodpeck, and Betty Boop. I proceed to quiz him to see if he knows the characters.)
Me: “Do you know this one?”
Child: “That’s Popeye!”
Me: “And this one?”
Child: “Woody Woodpecker!”
(He gets all of the ones right until my finger lands on Betty Boop.)
Me: “How about her?”
Child: *uncertain* “Um…”
Me: “It’s Betty Boop!”
(A look of instant recognition spreads across the child’s face.)
Child: “Oh yeah! My dad’s got naked pictures of her!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?