The Not Always Right 2024 Mid-Year Retrospective: 24 Of Our Favorite Stories!

Dear readers
Once again we close out our review of the first half of 2024 by letting the editors have a go at picking their favorite stories of the year so far. Our editors have whittled down the list to the following twenty-four stories that we hope will remind you what a whirlwind year for NAR it’s already been!
This Story Is About Nothing At All – This kid misunderstood correctly!
A Story That Will Make You Ask “Why?” – We really wish this conversation could have continued… forever…
Don’t Dine And Dash And Leave A Calling Card – Ethically dubious? Yes. Satisfying? Absolutely yes.
Begging For More Managers Like This – We could watch customer entitlement bounce off of amazing managers all day.
Tipped To Be An A**hole, Part 3 – This story tips into a perfect karmic finish!
Wow, Misogynists And Homophobes Really DO Go Together! – To be fair, both require hateful little brains that can’t mind their own business.
You Know What They Say About Assuming; It Gets You Kicked Out! – Yes, one racist assumption does make you a racist!
Never Pick A Fight With An Old Scottish Woman, Part 4 – Would it be any kind of awesome story roundup without a fight with an old Scottish lady?
We’re Totally In Line With This Petty Revenge – The hero of this story must have read the previous one!
If Management Doesn’t Like This Solution, They Can “Lump” It – Warning! Dark humor. Hilariously effective dark humor…
But They Always Find The Signs That Give Them A Discount… – For every sign the customer claims doesn’t exist, increase your sass by a point!
Sweet “Tender” Karma – If you won’t be the change you won’t get the change.
Can They Haggle? No Or No?, Part 6 – A note to potential hagglers: if the other person isn’t haggling, it’s not haggling.
Those Blades From The Helicopter Parents Sure Do Blow Away Smoke! – Gee, we wonder what childhood trauma that guy must have got from his mother to make him cope with cigarettes?
Someone Is Getting Schooled – Seriously, by this point just click on the Managers With A Spine tag and just have a satisfying field day:
From The Bottom Of The Bottle To The Top Of The Heap – Sounds like typical corporate material to me!
Making Their Whining Shift Down A Register – This is how you give entitled customers absolutely nothing!
We’ll Add That To The List Of Things Black People Aren’t Allowed To Do – This shows that critical thinking, or any form of thinking, is beyond racists.
When You’re “Black” Listed – It’s sad that in 2024 people still talk like this.
Why We Need Biology Lessons At School – And men like this make laws about women’s bodies…
Her Reasoning Isn’t Very “Solid” – So… this woman just doesn’t eat?
We’re Sure She Will Grow Out Of It… – People who live in imaginary glass houses should not throw imaginary rocks.
An Express Apology – When the write-up was absolutely worth it.
Your Mansplaining Is Full Of Holes – We’d love to know the kind of music this could make!
Thank you for reading our mid-year roundups! We’d love to do a readers’ choice roundup, so if we’ve missed any from the roundups this week that you think need to be mentioned, please let us know in the comments!
Check out our other 2024 retrospective roundups!
The Not Always Right 2024 Mid-Year Retrospective: The Top 24 Feel-Good Stories!
The Not Always Right 2024 Mid-Year Retrospective: Some Top-Voted Stories (Other Categories)
The Not Always Right 2024 Mid-Year Retrospective: 24 Top-Voted Stories






