The Nose Runs In The Family

| Romantic | September 1, 2013

(My boyfriend and I are eating dinner and chatting. My nose is running a little, and I explain to him that this is something that happens when I eat food that’s too hot.)

Boyfriend: “That’s weird. You’re WEIRD. I’m telling!”

Me: “What? Telling who?”

Boyfriend: “…your MOM!”

Me: “Okay.”

(I pull out my phone and call my mother.)

Me: “Mom, [boyfriend] is calling me weird!”

Mom: “Tell him he’s a poopy-head!”

Me: *to boyfriend* “Mom says you’re a poopy-head.”

Boyfriend: *yelling into phone* “YOU’RE weird, too!”

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