The North Pole Is Bitingly Cold

, , , , , | Right | December 26, 2018

(During the Christmas season I am a seasonal associate at a department store as my first job. An older woman comes up with some Christmas decorations, including a flat-bottomed Santa designed to be put on mantles.)

Me: “Good afternoon. Thank you for shopping at [Store]. Did you find everything you were looking for?”

Customer: “I did! Thank you. This Santa is on sale.”

Me: “That’s great! We do have some great deals going on.”

(She leans down to the Santa before handing it over.)

Customer: “If you don’t ring up at the right price, bite her.”

Me: “…?!”

(Luckily, the Santa rang up at the right price.)

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