The Next Dimension Of Technical Ignorance

Client: “The demo you created is too small. Make it wider.”

Me: “Is your monitor very large? I optimized it to be around 1024 px wide for a variety of monitors.”

Client: “No, no, it has to fill the screen up. Let me tell you the correct dimensions.”

A few moments later…

Client: “Make it twenty inches. The perfect width is twenty inches to fill the browser window.”

Me: “Did you just use a ruler?”

Client: “Yes.”