The Next Bachelorette
(An elderly lady walks into a clothes store. She is wearing an exceedingly bright hat with a large, floppy flower on it. She obviously likes the hat very much because she looks at herself in every mirror she walks by.)
Employee: “You sure look spiffy today, ma’am!”
Elderly Lady: “Young man, I look spiffy EVERY day!”
This story is included in our Awesome Customer story roundup!
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
