The New Fragrance From Soylent Green
(I work in a department store, in the fragrance department. I was showing two guys our newest fragrance for men.)
Customer: “Have you ever seen the movie Perfume?”
Me: “Yyyeesssss…”
Customer: “Do you have anything like that?”
Me: “You mean… perfume made of people?”
Customer: “Well, one of them was made of hair.”
Me: “No. I do not have any perfumes made of human hair.”
Customer: “Hmm. Okay, thanks.”
Nearby Female Customer: *laugh-snorts, then runs away*
(The guy then stood there for a further 30 seconds while I looked at him awkwardly before he wandered away.)
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
