The New Credit Card On The Market Is Do It Yourself

(I’m waiting for my husband to pump gas at a popular self-serve gas station. I don’t have the best eyesight and being bored I look at a sign across the lane. The title reads: Self Serve.)

Me: *reading* “Do it yourself. Ask management.”

(I look for a closer version of the sign to see what it says.)

Sign: “Debit, Visa, and Mastercard only…”

(Maybe it’s a good thing I don’t drive anymore.)