The Naughty Gift List

| Working | December 25, 2014

(A security guard comes up to me on the train. I’m wearing my Santa hat.)

Guard: “Are you one of Santa’s helpers?”

Me: “Yeah, sure. Why not?”

Guard: “Can you tell him to get me a Ferrari for Christmas?”

Me: “I’ll see what I can do.”

Other Passenger: “Can you get me a dirty blonde?”

Me: “Hey, I wanted one of those!”

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