The Mystery Of The Sausage-Obsessed Mouse

(The roommate is playing a hidden objects game on her tablet.)

Roommate: “I need to find a sausage, a mouse, and a backpack.”

Me: “My brain is trying to turn that into either a mystery novel or a p*rno.”

Roommate: *without hesitation* “That would be a WEIRD p*rno.”

Me: “I love how that’s the one you instantly went with…”