The Mystery Of The Sausage Porno

| Pittsburgh, PA, USA | Friendly | November 4, 2016

(The roommate is playing a hidden objects game on her tablet.)

Roommate: “I need to find a sausage, a mouse, and a backpack.”

Me: “My brain is trying to turn that into either a mystery novel or a porno.”

Roommate: *without hesitation* “That would be a WEIRD porno.”

Me: “I love how that’s the one you instantly went with…”

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