Till Undeath Do Us Part, Part 38

(On the phone with my boyfriend when I asked him about zombie apocalypse and things.)

Me: “So what would you do if I become a zombie?”

Boyfriend: “Hmmm, I’ll let you bite me so we can become zombies together.”

Me: “Aww, cute.”

Boyfriend: “Wait, I changed my mind. Though you’re a zombie I’ll still take care of you and help you put on make up and play dress up because you’ll love that.”

Me: “That is why I love you.”