The Mother Of All Useless IDs

I work at a movie theatre and we have had a few ridiculous customers trying to buy alcohol without an ID. Our Point Of Sale systems require a valid ID to serve alcohol.

A woman claimed she was old enough because she had grey hair and her child was next to her.

Customer: “I’ll show you a baby photo of my child to prove it!”

Coworker: “A few things wrong with this: we need a valid ID, and that photo is of a different child…”