The Mother Of All Perfect Comebacks
(I am an 18-year-old, new nursing student at my local college. We are doing our first ever med pass. As I’m a nervous wreck, I make a small error in my dosage calculation. The instructor is pretty laid back.)
Me: “I will give half a tablet.”
Instructor: “Who in the world taught you how to do math?!”
Me: “Your mom.”
(He looked at me like I was insane before realizing that I graduated from the high school where his mother teaches math. Yes, she really did teach me Algebra 1. We had a good laugh about it.)
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