The Mother Of All Comebacks
(One of my sexist coworkers has been unsuccessfully trying to convince me that men are the superior gender. After I shoot down various arguments, this happens…)
Coworker: “Well, you know that male superiority is built directly into the language we speak.”
Me: “What are you talking about?”
Coworker: “Everyone knows our language is referred to as the King’s English.”
Me: “Are you talking about our mother tongue?”
Coworker: *sputters in frustration and walks away, mumbling*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.