The Mother Of All Awkward Situations

| Related | October 17, 2014

(I am out shopping with my mom and sister. My sister is a waitress and gets most of her money in small bills. We start to check out and my sister pulls out her wallet and starts counting out over two hundred dollars in one and five dollar bills.)

Sister: “Sorry this is taking so long, I’m a waitress and this is how I get paid.”

Mom: “That’s just her story. She’s really a stripper. A really good one.”

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