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The Morning Commute Is A Real Dive

| Working | December 29, 2016

(I am driving on my moped to my summer job. It’s my first day so I want to be on time. I’m nearly there when I make a right turn on a cross road. All of a sudden a car slams into my side. My moped goes sideways while I am flung forward.)

Driver: “Oh, my God. Are you okay?”

Me: “I’m okay. Just some bruises. But my moped is broken. And I don’t want to be late for my first day on my summer job.”

Driver: “Listen, I will drive you to your work, and I’ll drop the moped off at the repair shop at my expense. Tell me where you work and when you’re done. I’ll come over with your repaired moped. Deal?”

Me: “Okay, I guess. I work at [Flower Plantation] and I’ll be done at five pm.”

(Worst part: two men who witnessed my accident turned out to be my supervisors. I was called McDiver all summer long.)

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