The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 16
Customer: “Two tickets to [Movie], please. I love this movie! It’s my fourth time seeing it!”
Me: “Wow, you must really like it. That’s [total], please.”
Customer: “Jim Caviezel is so handsome! How many times have you seen it?”
Me: “I haven’t actually seen it.”
Customer: “But it’s been out for a week! You have to see it! It’s practically un-American to not see it!”
Me: “But, I’m not American.”
Customer: *Gasps* “You’re not?!”
Me: “No, I’m from Denmark.”
Customer: “But… you’re white!”
Me: “Yes, most people from Denmark are white.”
Customer: “I thought white people only come from America.”
Me: “Uh… actually, Europe is the continent that’s mostly ethnically white.”
Customer: “Europe? Like New England?”
Me: “Like France, Italy, Spain…”
Customer: “I thought Spain was full of Mexicans?”
Me: “Enjoy the movie, ma’am.”
Related:
The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 15
The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 14
The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 13
The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 12
The More You Read The Worse It Gets, Part 11
