The Michelangelo Of Comebacks

| Kent, WA, USA | Romantic | December 13, 2012

(I’m Skyping with my long-distance boyfriend. While moving the computer, my webcam gets pointed at the ceiling.)

Boyfriend: “You’re much prettier than that ceiling.”

Me: *with dripping good-humored sarcasm* “Oh, gosh! That is the sweetest thing anyone’s ever said to me.”

Boyfriend: “I didn’t say which ceiling.”

(Pause.)

Boyfriend: “Sistine Chapel! BOOM!””

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