The Michelangelo Of Comebacks
Chats & DMs | Romantic
| December 13, 2012
(I’m Skyping with my long-distance boyfriend. While moving the computer, my webcam gets pointed at the ceiling.)
Boyfriend: “You’re much prettier than that ceiling.”
Me: *with dripping good-humored sarcasm* “Oh, gosh! That is the sweetest thing anyone’s ever said to me.”
Boyfriend: “I didn’t say which ceiling.”
(Pause.)
Boyfriend: “Sistine Chapel! BOOM!””
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