The Men Cycle
(My husband gets upset when he and I aren’t hungry at the same time and then end up eating separate meals, which is often.)
Husband: “You know what is cool?”
Me: “What?”
Husband: “We have been hungry at the same times today! It’s like our menstrual cycles have synced up!”
Me: “…”
Husband: “Only manlier!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?