The Mega-Confusion Of Smaug

(I am with a couple of college friends, in Friend #1’s dorm room, having our daily movie night. We are watching the Desolation of Smaug. Friend #1 and I often exchange commentary ranging from the fabulous-ness of a character’s hair to discussing character relationships and all realms in between. At this point in the movie, the dwarves and Bilbo have just opened the door.)

Me: “That is a tiny door.”

Friend #1: “They’re dwarves, what do you expect.”

Me: “If all their doors are that sized, how the h*** did that dragon get in?!”

Friend #1: “He used the front door!”

(I lapsed into defeated silence while Friend #2 tried to breath after laughing so hard. I was back in the game once Bilbo was looking for the stone.)