The Mall Is Not A Time Machine
(I see one of my employees arrive but instead of coming into the store they go to the food court. They come to the store half an hour later.)
Me: “Why are you late? I saw you arrive half an hour ago.”
Employee: “My shift isn’t until 1:30!”
Me: “It was at 1:00!”
Employee: “Oh… Can you fix the log in so it says I came at 1:00?”
Me: “No, because you didn’t!”
Employee: “I was at the mall, though!”
Me: “Again, no!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
