The Magic Word Can Open Doors For You

| Related | January 4, 2016

(I’m lamenting about having to work to my brother, while he sits on the couch watching TV.)

Me: “Ugh, I’m just so tired, but I need to go to the coffee shop to get work done.”

Brother: *mock sympathetic* “Aww, look at all the f***s I give!”

Me: “Don’t be an a**-hole!” *I start packing up my things and realize I don’t have a free hand to open the door* “Open the door for me, please.”

Brother: “But you just called me an a**-hole!”

Me: “I SAID PLEASE!”

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