The Magic Of Childhood
(I am sitting on the couch next to some socks that I had been sorting the night before, when our 2 year old walks up to me. She points at a pair of socks.)
Daughter: “Mummy?”
Me: “Yes, those are mummy’s socks.”
(She points at a lone sock sitting next to the pair.)
Daughter: “Daddy?”
Me: “Yes, that is daddy’s sock.”
(She grabs the sock then proceeds to run into the hallway, yelling.)
Daughter: “Daddy, daddy!”
(I follow and hear my husband.)
Husband: “Yes, that is daddy’s sock. Thank you for giving it to me.”
(She continues on and my husband and I look at each other.)
Me: “Master has given Daddy a sock.”
Husband: *without missing a beat* “Daddy is free!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?