The Machines Are Aware…
(I am meeting my boss at a conference. I keep him updated on my whereabouts by text message.)
Me: *by text* “I’m at the corner of [Street #1] and [Street #2].”
(I arrive at the venue.)
Me: “I’m here.”
(After waiting in line for a long time:)
Me: “Still in line.”
(I make it through the line and find my boss seated at a presentation. There’s little room and I’m late, so I have to sit two rows behind him and he doesn’t see me. So as not to interrupt the presentation:)
Me: *by text* “I’m two rows behind you.”
(He takes his phone from his pocket and looks at it, so I assume he’s been receiving my texts. After the presentation, we meet.)
Boss: “Good to see you here. But I wish you’d let me know you were going to be late.”
Me: “I did. I was texting you all the way through.”
Boss: “Really?”
Me: “Yeah! Look at my texts!”
Boss: “I haven’t received anything from you… Here, I’ll send you a text to test.”
(I receive a text from another number. Then it clicks.)
Me: “Wait a minute… I was texting the OFFICE number on your business card, not your cell phone!”
(The poor receptionists at the office had to hear a horrifying robotic text-to-landline progression of someone coming up the stairs, culminating in “I’m two rows behind you”!)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?