The Lows Of Suing Blindly

(I am with my mate on a train. He is below average height. I am not allowed to drive for medical reasons. It is a packed train and he is annoyed he can’t reach the handles to keep balanced.)

Mate: “Oh, for f*** sakes, move a little please, so I can grab that rail.”

Me: “Maybe someone should sue the council because their bum is too close to the footpath.”

Mate: “And maybe someone else needs to sue the government because the roads don’t cater for the visually impaired…”