The Lost And Eaten
(Sometimes, customers call the store when their order is wrong. This one was a little bit more special.)
Manager: “How can I help you today?”
Customer: “I didn’t get my food!”
Manager: “What do you mean?”
Customer: “When I came through the drive-thru, I got my food. But when I got home it was gone!”
Manager: “Let me get this straight. You got your food at the window?”
Customer: “Yes!”
Manager: “And it was in your car when you left?”
Customer: “Yes!”
Manager: “And it was gone when you got home?”
Customer: “It wasn’t there anymore.”
Manager: “So between here and home, you lost your food? How do you expect us to fix it?”
Customer: *hangs up*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
