The Loss Of The Net Is A Heavy Price Toupée

| MN, USA | Related | March 10, 2012

(I have just picked up my two little brothers from school and am driving them home.)

Little brother #1: “Aaron’s too stupid to know what a toupée is!”

Little brother #2: “I do too!”

(He leans into me, whispering.) “What’s a toupée?”

Me: “I’m not telling you.”

Little brother #2: “I’ll just Google it.”

Little brother #1: “No! Stop him!”

Me: “I can’t stop him from using Google.”

Little brother #1: “Destroy the internet!”

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