The Loss Of The Net Is A Heavy Price Toupée
(I have just picked up my two little brothers from school and am driving them home.)
Little brother #1: “Aaron’s too stupid to know what a toupée is!”
Little brother #2: “I do too!”
(He leans into me, whispering.) “What’s a toupée?”
Me: “I’m not telling you.”
Little brother #2: “I’ll just Google it.”
Little brother #1: “No! Stop him!”
Me: “I can’t stop him from using Google.”
Little brother #1: “Destroy the internet!”
Question of the Week
What’s the kindest act you’ve ever experienced?