Substitute Vices
(A mother is at my cash register while her six-to-seven-year-old daughter is still looking around at items.)
Daughter: “Mom, there’s strawberry candy. Can I have some?”
Mom: “Sure, bring it over and let’s see.”
(They turn out to be condoms.)
Mom: “Uh… oh… that’s not candy. Put it back!”
Daughter: “I like strawberry!”
Mom: “You’re too young for that.”
Daughter: “Oh, is it alcoholic?”
Mom: “Well… sort of.”
Daughter: *cheerfully* “Okay, I’ll put it back!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?