The Lesson Is Always So Mechanical

(I heard this story secondhand from my brother. It takes place during his reading class. He watches a lot of movies and has a very sarcastic sense of humor.)

Teacher: “What are some things that machines do better than people?”

(Various answers are given, such as working out hard math problems and being hard to destroy.)

Teacher: “What if machines one day became better at everything than humans?”

Brother: *raspy voice* “When the machines rose up, we were defenseless against them.”

(This is typically a very boring class, and even a stupid joke is bound to send everyone, including the teacher, into hysterics.)

Brother: *raspy voice* “You must protect John Connor!”