The Lesser Smelly Of Two Evils

, , , , , | Related | February 19, 2014

(Every time my sister has a nightmare or sees a scary movie, she finds her way to my room.)

Sister: “Can I sleep in your bed?”

Me: “What was it this time?”

Sister: “I dreamt a crazy hobo was attacking me.”

Me: “Fine. Get in.”

(It is warm, so I have been sweating while I slept.)

Sister: “Your bed stinks.”

Me: “Is it as bad as the hobo?”

Sister: “No.”

Me: “Then shut up and go to sleep.”

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