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The Learning Dead

| Learning | October 22, 2013

(I am the teacher. My class is discussing the current government shut down, and I am reading a list of services that will be affected.)

Me: “The Centers for Disease Control will stop offering certain services.”

Student #1: “What? What are we supposed to do if there’s a zombie attack?”

Student #2: “The doors in this school are pretty thick. We could probably hold them off for a while.”

Student #3: “Is there anything in here we can use as a weapon?”

Me: “I love you guys.”

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