The Law Of Groups

Stores smaller than forty square meters can let only one customer in at a time inside. The fines are harsh, and the store can be forced to close.

At least five times a day, I have to block people who try to enter in groups of two or three, all with the same excuses.

Customer: “But she is my daughter/mother/sister/friend…”

Customer: “But he is my son/father/brother/friend…”

What do they expect me to say?

Me: “Oh, right, the law says that you can enter in a group because you are so special!”