The Language(s) Of The Underworld
(My friend and I are discussing music. I enjoy a number of non-English songs and have been humming all day, alternating between a Spanish song and a Celtic song.)
Me: *singing the upbeat Celtic song* “Teir abhaile riu, teir abhaile riu, teir abhaile riu Mhearain—“
Friend: “It sounds like you’re summoning a demon!”
Me: *laughing* “It’s not even Latin!”
Friend: “DEMON-SUMMONER!”
Me: *starts singing an Italian lullaby* “Tu sei il mio soldatino…”
Friend: “That is a seance if I’ve ever heard one.”
Me: “It’s Italian!”
Friend: “SEANCE!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?