The Language Of Lazy Love
(I have the day off, and my fiancée is just about to go back to work after her lunch break. As she gets ready, I look at her and move my arms in a silent gesture of ‘hug me, please.’ She rolls her eyes and walks over to hug me.)
Fiancée: “Use your words, hon.”
Me: “I don’t have to! You knew exactly what I meant!”
Question of the Week
Tell us about a customer who got caught in a lie!