The Land Of The Free And Home Of The Portable Umbrella
Restaurant | Anchorage, AK, USA | Right | August 8, 2011
(I am clearing off the tables on the deck of the restaurant because it has just started raining. Most people have moved inside.)
Customer: “Are you guys kicking us off the deck?”
Me: “No, sir, you are welcome to stay out here as long as you wish.”
Customer: “In that case, can you move one of the tables with the umbrellas so they cover my wife?”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but the tables are bolted down to the deck and I can’t move them.”
Customer: “The tables…they don’t move? But this is America!”
