The Land Of The Free And Home Of The Portable Umbrella
(I am clearing off the tables on the deck of the restaurant because it has just started raining. Most people have moved inside.)
Customer: “Are you guys kicking us off the deck?”
Me: “No, sir, you are welcome to stay out here as long as you wish.”
Customer: “In that case, can you move one of the tables with the umbrellas so they cover my wife?”
Me: “I’m sorry, sir, but the tables are bolted down to the deck and I can’t move them.”
Customer: “The tables… they don’t move? But this is America!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.