The Lady Doth Go For Broke, Methinks

(A lady enters the store and gives me a raincheck that expired long ago.)

Me: “Um, ma’am, this raincheck expired 90 days after you received it.”

Customer: “It doesn’t say that.”

(I point to where it does, in fact, say that.)

Customer: *completely seriously* “That wasn’t there before.”

(I hand the raincheck back.)

Me: “Would you still like to buy this product?”

Customer: “Yes, I have this raincheck for buy one, get one free.”

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