The Knights Of Ni Say Boo

, | Right | July 24, 2008

(Before a performance of Spamalot, I was watching a young attendant walking up and down the aisle selling spam sandwiches the way other plays would sell ice cream.)

Sandwich Seller: “Spam sandwiches! Anyone care for a spam sandwich? Would anyone like to buy a spam sandwich?”

Audience Member: “What flavour are they?”

Sandwich Seller: “… spam.”


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