The Kind Of People Who Think Ketchup Is A Spice

, , , | | Right | August 9, 2019

(There is a list of all our toppings behind the line, in front of the customers. I’m dressing a young man’s sandwich. He appears to be an average person.)

Customer: “I guess I’ll have… mayo… and lettuce… What’s…” *slowly as if it’s a foreign word* “…piiickleee…?”

Me: “Pickles?”

Customer: *to himself, quietly* “Pickle… piiiickle.”

Me: “They’re… pickles.”

Customer: “I guess I’ll try some—” *slowly* “—piiiickle.”

Me: “Okay, then…”

Customer: “No, no, never mind, I won’t. I’m not feeling adventurous.”

Me: “No problem, sir.”

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