The Kicker? He Got A Job!

(We’ve received a shipment of boxes, which are in the process of being stacked in the storage area. As I walk past the delivery guy, I accidentally knock a box off the top of a precarious stack, and since there’s nothing fragile in it, I just kick it out of my way. I then hear a wolf-whistle, and turn to see the delivery guy grinning at me.)

Delivery Guy: “Hey, you kick boxes like a pro! If you ever want a job with [Large Delivery Service], let me know. I’ll put in a good word for you!”