The Kake Is A Lie

A caller is reading out a reference number to me. I stop when she says:

Caller: “K as in cake.”

Me: “Uh, do you mean ‘C’ as in Charlie or ‘K’ as in kilo?”

Caller: “K for cake!”

Me: “Cake begins with a ‘C’.”

Caller: “Yeah, but it’s got a ‘K’ in it somewhere.”