The Jurassic Period-ic Table

| Romantic | June 6, 2014

(My girlfriend and I are working together on an assignment for our chemistry class; she’s been checking formulas while I map out how problems are solved. She tends to say bizarre things while working, and we’ve already been called out by our teacher several times for being distracted.)

Me: “Do you know the molecular mass of carbon?”

Girlfriend: “12.011. I wish I was a dinosaur. Then I could eat people.”

Me: *incredulous* “That’s the only reason you want to be a dinosaur?”

Girlfriend: “No, of course not! I could also stomp on people!”

Me: *rolls eyes and laughs*

Teacher: “Hey, you two! There are no dinosaurs in chemistry! Get back to work!”

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