The Joys Of Self Righteousness
Caller: “Hello, I’d like to report a ticket.”
Me: “I beg your pardon?”
Caller: “I want to report a speeding ticket.”
Me: “I don’t really have the ability to write tickets over the phone.”
Caller: “He’s speeding down the road; he must be doing 90 mph!”
Me: “Generally, at this time of day we have patrols on every major street.”
Caller: “I caught up to him and he is doing about 102. His license plate is [Plate Info].
(I pretend to write it down so I can end this phone call.)
Me: “Thank you, I’ll get right on mailing this–”
Caller: “Did it come up?”
Me: “Yes, it did.”
Caller: “What did it say?”
Me: “It says the car is stolen.” (It didn’t.)
Caller: “Oh, my god!”
Me: “And what is your driver’s license number?”
Caller: “Why do you need that?”
Me: “You are aware it is illegal to drive and talk on your cellphone, right?”
Caller: *click*
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?