The Joy Of Cooking Without Opposable Thumbs
Customer: “Excuse me… where is your dog cookbook section?”
Me: “Um… dog cookbooks?”
Customer: “Yes. Where are they located?”
Me: “We don’t have a dog cookbook section in the store. I don’t think we have any dog cookbooks at all.”
Customer: *stares blankly* “You can’t be serious.”
Me: “I’m sorry, miss. I might be able to order-”
Customer: *interrupting* “YOU DON’T HAVE ANY DOG COOKBOOKS?! THIS IS RIDICULOUS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY DOG FOR CHRISTMAS?”
Me: “Have you considered a nice set of dog cookware?”
Customer: *storms out*
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