The Joke That Screws With Us All
(My friend has a phone case that screws on.)
Friend: “The screws here have gone missing.”
Me: “Well, then, I guess you’re ‘screwed.'”
Friend: *clearly trying not to crack a smile* “Shut up!”
Me: “I believe the term you are looking for is ‘screw you.'”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?