The Joke That Screws With Us All

| Friendly | October 28, 2016

(My friend has a phone case that screws on.)

Friend: “The screws here have gone missing.”

Me: “Well, then, I guess you’re ‘screwed.'”

Friend: *clearly trying not to crack a smile* “Shut up!”

Me: “I believe the term you are looking for is ‘screw you.'”

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