The Joke Is The Final Death

| Friendly | May 1, 2014

(My grandmother and my father died within three months of each other. I come back to school after two days of missing class.)

Teacher: “Oh, [My Name], where were you yesterday?”

Me: “I am sorry.” *close to tears* “My father died day before yesterday.”

Teacher “Oh, you poor, poor girl. And so shortly after your grandmother died, too.”

Friend: “Well, deaths always come in threes…”

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