The Joke Is On Fire Tonight!

| Friendly | July 28, 2015

(I am messaging my friend on Skype. We recently fell in love with the band Fall Out Boy and it’s quickly got out of hand.)

Friend: “I’m so sorry. I never should have showed you that music video.”

Me: “It’s too late to be sorry. I’m pretty sure I already sold my soul to them.”

Friend: “Same. We can never set foot on holy ground again.”

Me: “If you go to church and catch fire can I sing ‘Light ‘Em Up’?”

Friend: “You’d be burning too, but sure.”

Me: “If you think being on fire is going to stop me from making a joke, then you’re wrong.”

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