The Joke Is Lost On Them
(My sister is barely three years old in this story. My parents are driving around town doing errands with my sister in the backseat, when she suddenly calls for their attention.)
Sister: “Dad! Dad, there’s a car driving behind us!”
Dad: “Well, what should we do?”
Sister: *without missing a beat* “Lose ’em!”
(My parents instead had to pull over from laughing so hard.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?