The Jean-Grey To My Scott Summers, Part 2

, , , , , | Romantic | July 16, 2012

(My husband and I are watching ‘Wolverine: Origin’. I’m the wife from The Jean-Grey To My Scott Summers.)

Me: *talking about ‘The Blob’* “What’s that guy’s superpower?”

Husband: “He can’t be moved.”

Me: “So, he’s an immovable object?”

Husband: “Yeah, I guess so.”

Me: *thinking of ‘Juggernaut’* “In the third X-Men movie, wasn’t there a guy who was basically an unstoppable force?”

Husband: “Oh, God. I see where you’re going with this. No, they never fought each other, so I don’t know what would happen.”

Me: “50 years of comic books and the writers never thought, ‘Hey, an immovable object and an unstoppable force. Let’s put them together and destroy the entire universe.’? Lame.”

Husband: “I love you, but I’m glad you don’t write comic books. You’d kill everyone.”

 

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