The Intelligence Of A Goldfish
(My boyfriend and I step into the elevator to leave our block of flats.)
Me: *sniffs* “Mmm, smells like somebody’s just brought some takeaway food in here.”
(My boyfriend starts opening and closing his mouth like a fish.)
Me: “What are you doing?”
Boyfriend: “Tasting the food smell. It’s free!”
Me: *joins in with the smell tasting* “Wait, what if it they didn’t have a takeaway and had just done a really meaty fart instead?!”
Boyfriend: *stops, thinks, then shrugs* “Well, it’s still free.” *continues opening and shutting his mouth*
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
