The Infinity Breakfast
(I’ve just woken up, I’m being a bit lazy in getting up, and I want five more minutes of snuggles. I turn to my boyfriend, who is half-awake next to me. Warning: Marvel Cinematic Universe spoilers.)
Me: “Babe. You know how in Thor: Ragnarok, Loki went to Odin’s vault in the end? Do you think he took the Tesseract and saved the blue Infinity Stone?”
Boyfriend: “He almost definitely did. That’s why Thanos has it in the trailer for Infinity War.”
Me: “So, what happened to the red Infinity Stone?”
Boyfriend: “Oh, the strawberry stone. Not sure. Don’t know what it does.”
Me: “Okay, well, Doctor Strange has the green one. And what happened to Loki’s staff? That had the yellow stone in it.”
Boyfriend: “Oh, the lemon stone. It’s by the sugar stone and the pancake stone.”
(I’m keeping him.)
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